Ah, sweet victory

A note to our dear friends that support the San Diego Chargers:

Please accept our apologies for kicking your blue & yellow butts AGAIN for the 7th time in a row. You may say that you bleed blue & yellow, but as of yesterday you bleed nothing but the color of defeat. You might say that the Dolphins drowned you, or that they used their superior brains to overcome your offensive and defensive plays. But either way, we showed yet again that the Miami Dolphins will not allow a loss to you. We shall spend another 2 years bragging about it, we won't let you forget about it, and as often as we can we'll bring it up in conversation:

Charger Fan: Did you see that new Chuck Norris Movie?
Dolphin Fan: No, but we saw the Dolphins kick your ass

Charger Fan: Do you like SKORE candybars?

Dolphin Fan: No, but I liked the score of the football game when we kicked your ass

Charger Fan: How long does it take for you to run a mile?

Dolphine Fan: oh, about the same time it takes for us to kick your ass

You get the point.