Dear Dishwashwer guys from Best Buy,

You said you'd be here today between 8am-12pm and that you would call me an hour before you got here. It's 11:50am and you still haven't called. Please do not hold me hostage in my own home again while I wait for you to come install my THIRD dishwasher. Please don't make me mad, I have a 3 year old little girl here that hasn't pooped in 3 days. I can easily give her an enema and take her down to Best Buy and sit her on top of one of your beautiful plasma TV displays.


Sincerely,
A very flustered woman that doesn't have PMS but can clearly act like she does